This ante meridian,
the afflicted requested smoothies. Usually made with yogurt, strawberries, bananas, a dash of vanilla, and maple syrup. After hunting high and low, I could not find the syrup so I substituted with honey.
I had a feeling the inch was behind the disappearance and I taxed him with it, but he just gave pale green blank looks.
Later, CustomG found the
gallon of maple syrup behind a living room chair.
Mom: Did you put this behind the chair?
Inch: Yes.
Dad: Is that your own personal supply?
Inch: Yes.
could be cross posted with funny things they do/say.