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Originally Posted by JayMcGee
"Well", comes the reply, "after 48 hours of that, tho am I"
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The version I prefer delivers the punch line as:
"You're thor! I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!"
Right up there with the story of the young lady whose summertime date took her to the seaside boardwalk (some versions have it as the county fair), and asked her several times what she'd like to do that evening.
Each time she says "I wanna get weighed", so after three trips to the "Guess Your Weight" concession, the date politely takes her home. Her mother greats her with "How did your date go, dear?", and she replies, "Wowsy."
Speaking of cars...the sound system upgrade is complete in Gay Deceiver.
