I compromised a bit...Elvis can give her away since she has no male relatives that she will allow at her wedding.
My parents will be there in spirit...I hope. I must remember to ask her psychic.
She wants a cruise for a honeymoon...she will get one.
None of my relatives still living can make it so my side of the chapel/bingo parlor will be empty. Maybe I can get a few stand-ins from the "ranches" nearby? I shall have to try to remember to ask during my one-man bachelor party.
She will never see this thread!
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