[Tonchi]

Brian, my wedding cost $120.00 just like Case's did, $75 of it being for the cake, and it still didn't work out. But that is irrelevant. If I could have been married by the Archbishop of Cantebury at a cost 1,000 times greater, the marriage still wouldn't have worked out any better.

That having been clarified, it is important for you to feel that you are really getting married instead of going to a circus. A wedding should be special enough that you will not think you are just a trained dog performing at the whim of another person who you dare not disobey. That does not bode well. Besides, what is special about being married in an assembly line and being just one more forgotten, faceless couple out of ten thousand others who got processed in that place? Honestly, what does that have to do with you? There are some really cool people in Texas who are authorized to perform wedding ceremonies who COULD make it really special if you take the time to find one of them. You could even be married at sunrise on the banks of the Rio Grande on the road to Albuquerque and ride off in a cortege of 18-wheelers decorated for the occasion. Heck, Brian, think about it some more. You're a really nice guy, you deserve to have this to be about YOU too.