Librarian to law student- "the book title is Toxic Torts: T-O-X-I-C capital T-O-R-T-S, colon"
Law Student interrupts- "how do you spell colon?"
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"The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage." J. Jacques, Questionable Content, #478
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