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I'm a bit baffled as to what they intended to prove:

"Chewing other people's gum is putting yourself at the risk of infection, just like having multiple sexual partners. So don't do it kids! Oops, you just have, in this class, at my suggestion...... Erm....."

"Having unprotected sex is like playing Russian Roulette with a square of laxative chocolate. And let face it, if you wouldn't take a chance on the health of your bowels then why.... Eh? You mean you've eaten it anyway? So you're willing to risk the shits because chocolate is just sooooo good, what would you risk to dip your wick? Ah. An STD. I see, return to your seats please."

But then I'm not going to heaven. Officially. So what do I know?