People that appear to be orchestrating takeovers of third world countries via ATM machine- hurry the heck up!
People who wear clothes that are incredibly unflattering for their body type- "Just because it comes in your size, honey, doesn't mean you should wear it!"
People who say "like" every other word (my daughter)
People who get on a crowded elevator with last night's party still on their breath- gag!
Sales reps calling with Indian accents (obviously from Mumbai) claiming to be John Smith or Dave Jones
spit on the sidewalk
people who wear too much perfume/cologne
young ladies who come to work with their "tramp stamp" showing
the alarm clock at 5 a.m.
the 10 lbs I can't seem to get off my lard ass
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"The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage." J. Jacques, Questionable Content, #478
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