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Old 02-16-2007, 12:02 AM   #6
Kingswood
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Melbourne, Vic
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Originally Posted by SteveDallas View Post
I once heard a biologist friend of mine say that animals have a tendency to divide the world in two... things they can eat, and things they can fuck.
Antelope looks at lion. "Can I eat this? Nope. Therefore ..."

The lion's surprise at being accosted by a randy antelope was short lived, as the lion then dealt with the antelope in a more conventional manner - by eating the antelope for lunch.

Moral: Prey animals must be mindful of the unlisted third category: things that can eat them.
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