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Originally posted by sycamore
I'd be on the first flight to Toronto.
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Well, that's honesty.
I actually wanted to join after 9-11. I talked very briefly with a recruiter.
Slang: I wanna be a Marine.
Marine recruiter: (looks at slang's pot belly, flabby upper body, and facial tick) How old are you?
Slang: Th-
Marine recruiter: TOO OLD! ......Sorry.
So, if and when the shit
really hits the fan and they actually need me, I'll just say "TOO OLD!.......Sorry."
(Then Brutus will crack my skull and I'll wake up to some asshead banging on a metal garbage can)