I really got a good laugh from the part where the kids ate the chocolate anyway, any way to pump up both the scale of this and the strength of laxitive? Could become very good entertainment. I don't think anyone would feel sympathy for someone who would risk shitting themselves just for a few seconds of a pleasent taste.
Maybe we could substitute the lax with something that would stain their lips blue for a few days or something like that. Sort of a badge saying "I'm incredibly stupid"
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