That reminds me of an Onion calendar page this year, which I will now dig out and transcribe...
<b>Hinckley, Foster to Wed
Actress 'Very Impressed' by Lone-Nut Gunman's Attempt on President's Life</b>
[ edit - sorry, fat fingered that last bit ]
Last edited by dave; 01-10-2003 at 12:59 PM.
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