Hairy ones or non-hairy? Hmmm...
For anyone that wants to read a fictional tale about modern art gone crazy, I highly recommend reading the liner notes to David Bowie's 1995 CD
Outside.
Art doesn't have to be about what has never been done before. I practice a very old art myself...one that has been done for millenia. Maybe it's groundbreaking, maybe it's not...it's still art.
Good art I might add.