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Old 03-17-2007, 01:37 PM   #15
wolf
lobber of scimitars
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
Posts: 20,774
Pocketses:

Right Front
Two Pens
Packet of those Listerine Breath Strip things
Shell Casing
Rock
Gerber Paraframe pocket knife
Hair band
Burt's Bees Honey Lip Balm
(when not at work a pistol may or may not be included)
two lighters

Right Rear
Leather Search Gloves

Left Front
Wallet
Card Case
Pack of Camel Turkish Golds
4-6 Rubber Gloves (I grab a wad without counting and stuff them in at the beginning of a shift)

Left Rear
Empty

Keys hang from a belt loop, as does the cellphone. When I am on-call I carry a pager on the belt.

The Purse
Potentially scary. Beyond the normal purse contents, some highlights:
A paper foldout fan from the Zoo with big cats on it
Set of Hello Kitty Chopsticks in the event of a chinese food emergency
Two multitools (one has pliers and a flashlight, the other scissors)
Spare set of keys plus an additional spare car (valet/service) key.
Assorted spare pens and mechanical pencils
Box of Altoids
granola bar
Palm T|X
small notepad
data key
comb
mirror
Assorted feminine convenince products
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