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			Pocketses:  
 
Right Front 
Two Pens 
Packet of those Listerine Breath Strip things 
Shell Casing 
Rock 
Gerber Paraframe pocket knife 
Hair band 
Burt's Bees Honey Lip Balm 
(when not at work a pistol may or may not be included) 
two lighters 
 
Right Rear 
Leather Search Gloves 
 
Left Front 
Wallet 
Card Case 
Pack of Camel Turkish Golds 
4-6 Rubber Gloves (I grab a wad without counting and stuff them in at the beginning of a shift) 
 
Left Rear 
Empty 
 
Keys hang from a belt loop, as does the cellphone. When I am on-call I carry a pager on the belt. 
 
The Purse 
Potentially scary. Beyond the normal purse contents, some highlights:  
A paper foldout fan from the Zoo with big cats on it 
Set of Hello Kitty Chopsticks in the event of a chinese food emergency  
Two multitools (one has pliers and a flashlight, the other scissors) 
Spare set of keys plus an additional spare car (valet/service) key. 
Assorted spare pens and mechanical pencils 
Box of Altoids 
granola bar 
Palm T|X 
small notepad 
data key 
comb 
mirror 
Assorted feminine convenince products
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
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