[Cyclefrance]

Another one for the oldies amongst us (may prompt some proper elephant jokes...)

Q. What's green and hairy and goes up and down
A. A gooseberry in a lift.

Q. what's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry
A. An elephant's grey and a gooseberry's green

Q. What did Hannibal say when he saw the elephants coming over the Alps?
A. 'Look, here come the elephants!'

Q. What did Hannibal's wife say?
A. 'Look, here come the gooseberries! (she was colour-blind)

(It's the way I write 'em!)