[Elspode]

Granted that I haven't done the deep research to fully comprehend this topic, but I'd really like to know this much...what is so damn appealing about this dance that people risk necrotic penises and broken limbs to perform it?

I've seen slam dancing do less damage than what is described here. For my own part, I tend to avoid recreational gyrations which pose any threat to my penis outside of getting it wet.... (sorry, that just sort of typed itself up there unbidden).