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And New York’s Lab Gallery unveiled a life-sized Jesus made of chocolate, anatomically accurate right down to his bared penis.
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I don't understand this one. This image is rendered in everything from stone to gold, so why not chocolate? Not only is it a respectable medium, I'd say most would be honored have their image sculpted from it. And, what, people think they nailed Jesus to a cross but made sure to cover him with a loin cloth?
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This is a religion that’s always preached tolerance, reason and non-violence ... It’s also urged us to leave the judgment of others to God (a message I ignore for professional reasons).
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Bwahaha!
Fooled, again. I should have known earlier in the article that this was satire.