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I've never been stoned but the stories I've seen and/or heard from my stoner buddies Sam and Evan (aka Soko!) are plenty, thanks.
There's the time in Tech Ed when Soko thought Mr. Pancerman was a urinal, and came thiiiis close to whipping it out and pissing all over him...
The time Sam and Evan called me stoned, then Sam tried (accidentally or... not) to walk over his dad's roundback guitar and destroyed his foot almost as much as the guitar...
The time their friend Matt got stoned with them and spent the whole class (tech ed, again - mr.pancerman was so fun to fuck with) under the table, shouting "PEEENIS", until he finally came out from under it at the end of class ("Oh, hello Matthew, I thought I heard your voice..." was pancerman's only input)...
The time Sam got really stoned before PE and got paranoid and hyper during the middle of it (musta been more than just ganja in that one...) and ended up running laps around the whole school in his socks...
...oh man, good times. Pity Sam's clean now.
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