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HungLikeJesus · 04-13-2007, 10:48 AM

Based on a true story.

I took a 12-year old to bed
My wife was out of town

I'll have to change the pillow case,
The sheets are streaked with brown

I hit my elbow on the point
and threw the rocks glass down

Next time I'll switch to Absolute
and skip the Highland Crown

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Ok, so this is about spilling whiskey on the bed; I hope I didn't give the wrong impression.

I couldn't find a whiskey/bourbon/scotch with the right name, but Highland Crown sounds like it could be genuine (I was actually drinking Macallan 12-yr-old).

04-13-2007, 10:48 AM	#1
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I took a 12-year old to bed Based on a true story. I took a 12-year old to bed My wife was out of town I'll have to change the pillow case, The sheets are streaked with brown I hit my elbow on the point and threw the rocks glass down Next time I'll switch to Absolute and skip the Highland Crown ------------------------------------------ Ok, so this is about spilling whiskey on the bed; I hope I didn't give the wrong impression. I couldn't find a whiskey/bourbon/scotch with the right name, but Highland Crown sounds like it could be genuine (I was actually drinking Macallan 12-yr-old). __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.