30 messages of excited introductions, and yet I find it highly likely that Amy will never return to read or reply to a single one of them.
Alright, people, place your bets! How long will it be before Amy posts again? Will it be...
o 1 day
o 2 days
o 3 days
o 4 days
o 5 days
o 1 week
o 1 month
o 1 year
o <b>never</b>
I'm putting $5 on never. Feel free to invent your own option.
