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Old 02-10-2003, 04:42 PM   #52
Happy Monkey
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Re: I saw this and thought "Cellar"

This is the Conservative Question:

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Originally posted by Dagney
The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative
"Debate" Over The War


Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Here is the Liberal Question:

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man appears and gives you the raspberry. Ten years ago you beat him up for punching his neighbor. Since then, you hired a P.I. to watch him, and haven't heard anything conclusive yet, but one of his other neighbors punched you about a year ago. He is unresponsive to your requests for him to show you his knife. What do you do?

The answers are the same.
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