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wolf · 05-07-2007, 01:36 PM

I made a terrible mistake. I forgot the corollary to THE RULE. THE RULE is that video games based on movies* suck. The corollary, of course, is that all movies based on video games suck.

I watched Doom. It came up on my netflix queue. I have to thinkk about THE RULE from now on when I rent a movie.

At least I didn't buy it. That would have been truly horrifying.

I did think the 5:30 minute FPS sequence was pretty cool, but it didn't save the rest of a very bad, very predictable movie.

I also watched Star Trek: Insurrection, which was just like watching an oversized episode. The new naming convention has confused me, but that must have been an even-numbered release, right?

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* except Chronicles of Riddick, Escape from Butcher Bay. That game rocks.

05-07-2007, 01:36 PM	#481
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I made a terrible mistake. I forgot the corollary to THE RULE. THE RULE is that video games based on movies* suck. The corollary, of course, is that all movies based on video games suck. I watched Doom. It came up on my netflix queue. I have to thinkk about THE RULE from now on when I rent a movie. At least I didn't buy it. That would have been truly horrifying. I did think the 5:30 minute FPS sequence was pretty cool, but it didn't save the rest of a very bad, very predictable movie. I also watched Star Trek: Insurrection, which was just like watching an oversized episode. The new naming convention has confused me, but that must have been an even-numbered release, right? ----- * except Chronicles of Riddick, Escape from Butcher Bay. That game rocks. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis