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Elspode · 02-13-2003, 09:54 AM

This article could have just as easily been entitled "How To Discover That You Are A Hopeless Alcoholic".

I mean, when I was a drunk, these things happened to me all the time. The 'strange presence' was usually some barfly I woke up next to before chewing off my arm in order to escape.

Someone slap me next time I start talking about the good old days, okay?

02-13-2003, 09:54 AM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	This article could have just as easily been entitled "How To Discover That You Are A Hopeless Alcoholic". I mean, when I was a drunk, these things happened to me all the time. The 'strange presence' was usually some barfly I woke up next to before chewing off my arm in order to escape. Someone slap me next time I start talking about the good old days, okay? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog