[TheMercenary]

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. (embellished)

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some middle level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies or illegal aliens who circumvented the law to take advantage of our generosity.

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but I do believe that rap glorifies the thug life and encourages black men to fail.

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. It is what you decide to do with it that makes you a killer. Leave the rest of us law abiding gun owning citizens alone.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. Girls have girl scouts, if you are a boy and want to act like a girl go to the other group.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized, I think you are an idiot.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in
English.

I don't use the excuse "...it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a teenager and college student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or McDonald’s. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pussy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality, what goes on in the bedroom between consenting adults is not the business of government or the church.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I make good money and feel there is no reason to give it to anyone outside of my family unless I want to do so. A flat tax across the board is the only fair tax, no one should be exempt. The Fair Tax proposal should be considered.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. Dog fighting should be illegal unless you live in another country where it is the norm. If you want to wear fur you should be able to defend that right and shoot people who try to deface your $5000 mink coat.

I think global warming is a big deal when my air con is not working. And where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter? I support living off the grid and if more people did it the power companies would have to listen to us more often.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-fuck- up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson and Rev Al Sharpton preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution. Why is important that they make money off of the oppression of blacks?

I think the cops have every right to shoot or beat your sorry ass if you're running from them after you commit a crime. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for the next four years. If can't figure it out, don't vote, leave it to those of us who think we know better.

I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or calling me on the phone from the police association trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets at the local range.

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again. The acceleration lane of the highway on ramp is just that, speed the hell up already, merge or pull over on the side of the road and throw your keys in the bushes.

I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food only to be out done by some other exotic animals that are available to killed for food.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
parents. One can do it but not as well as two dedicated parents who love each other.

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement, enjoy them because you want them. Tats on the face, neck, hands and arms will prevent you from being hired. If you don't have them you will never understand.

I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise. The press is generally liberal and anti-government, accept it.

I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for
both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United States.

If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.