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Saddam Hussein · 02-19-2003, 08:48 PM

Only in his wildest, wettest fantasy. Looks to me, the way things are going, I'll be in power *and* have my weapons forever more.

(rolls the power switch to the high setting on his "anal electrocution pursuader" inserted into a dissident)

Sniff, sniff. Something smells like ass. Burnt ass actually.

(dissident writhes in pain)

Now. *Who's* the man? Oh, I forgot, we ripped out his tongue with some visegrips(tm).

(turns attention back to Syc comment)

Sorry, everyone has a hobby, right? With the way people are carrying on, my little lab of horrors will be stocked and operational for quite some time.

Can't blame Dubya for dreaming, but with the UN in on this, I'm feeling pretty secure.

02-19-2003, 08:48 PM	#10
Saddam Hussein The CIA faked my death Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: with OBL in the White House basement Posts: 61	Only in his wildest, wettest fantasy. Looks to me, the way things are going, I'll be in power and have my weapons forever more. (rolls the power switch to the high setting on his "anal electrocution pursuader" inserted into a dissident) Sniff, sniff. Something smells like ass. Burnt ass actually. (dissident writhes in pain) Now. Who's the man? Oh, I forgot, we ripped out his tongue with some visegrips(tm). (turns attention back to Syc comment) Sorry, everyone has a hobby, right? With the way people are carrying on, my little lab of horrors will be stocked and operational for quite some time. Can't blame Dubya for dreaming, but with the UN in on this, I'm feeling pretty secure. __________________ This is really slang, dont be frightened Last edited by Saddam Hussein; 02-19-2003 at 09:02 PM.