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Old 05-31-2007, 08:30 AM   #1292
Rexmons
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil View Post
A Buddhist went to a Pizza-Hut. When asked by the waiter what he wanted, he smiled and said "Make me one with everything!"
Phil here's the version I heard:

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor, hands him a $5 and asks, "make me one with everything"; the hotdog vendor gives him his hotdog and when the Buddhist asks for his change the vendor replies "change comes from within."
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