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Cloud · 06-01-2007, 06:22 PM

yeah, I know, real serious thread here, but --

I just called Pizza Hut up to attempt to order pizza. They have the best. But the young girl on the phone told me "the store is temporarily offline."

WTF? Offline?

I asked her, what does that mean? Do you want me to try back? She gave me a vague, very non-service oriented answer and just repeated that the store was "offline."

Which left me to wonder what her virtual reality was like. The store is Open--the stoves work, don't they? The phones work?

So . . . I ordered a pizza from another pizzapurveyor. Online.

does Virtual Pizza have any calories, I wonder?

06-01-2007, 06:22 PM	#1
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Ordering pizza yeah, I know, real serious thread here, but -- I just called Pizza Hut up to attempt to order pizza. They have the best. But the young girl on the phone told me "the store is temporarily offline." WTF? Offline? I asked her, what does that mean? Do you want me to try back? She gave me a vague, very non-service oriented answer and just repeated that the store was "offline." Which left me to wonder what her virtual reality was like. The store is Open--the stoves work, don't they? The phones work? So . . . I ordered a pizza from another pizzapurveyor. Online. does Virtual Pizza have any calories, I wonder? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"