UGLY BOOB AHEAD!
Okay, I have to explain this one. When I was 8 years old, I was burned badly. I went out in our backyard to play with leftover fireworks on the morning after the Fourth of July. Dropped the match on the nightgown I was wearing (before the days of flame-retardant kid's sleepwear) and WHOOSH! I was on fire. Nowadays we teach kids to stop, drop & roll, but that was way before that. My dad had to catch me and throw me in the swimming pool (two feet away).
So, I have third degree burn scars covering the side of my torso, and skin graft, etc. Hence--ugly boob.
It's what really got me into body modification--tattoos first. I thought--why not put something on my body that I really like. Anyway--no cooter shots, just an ugly boob for ya. When I was thinking about piercing my nipple, I had to think--should I dress up the sow's ear?