J: "The US is acting like an imperialist fascist regime!"
UT: "But it clearly isn't."
J: "Oh, I meant for MY definitions of the words 'imperialist', 'fascist', and 'regime'."
UT: "Oh! Well in that case, you're a fucking brain-dead idiot."
J: "You mean by YOUR definitions of 'fucking', 'brain-dead', and 'idiot'."
UT: "No I don't."
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