[Elspode]

And finally, one of the cuter members of the audience that day, my friend Jill, who asked me to go with her because its a big old scary world out there and she's a single female. Pretty damn cute 50 year old, huh? I mean, look at me, then look at her...her birthday is exactly two weeks before mine. So take a guess at which one of us has taken better care of themselves. And no, we are not intimate in the way you're thinking. I want to be, but she has morals, damn it all. I'm working on that.