Mine was a lot like sky's, only worded a bit differently:
Your Unconscious Mind Is Most Driven by Drugs
You have a deeply-rooted desire to make trouble in the world. Whether through subtle rude gestures to strangers, or through getting involved in bar brawls, it is important to you to be able to influence the world in a negative way. You have no respect for humankind.
You care about your future as a porn star, even beyond your own involvement in sex, and you inspire others to feel like used tissue. Your innate drive towards danger guides you in daily life towards decisions that often have lasting corrosive effects on your environment and its immediate occupants. Your uncle is very rich; the more you learn about him, the more you will be able to coerce him to put you first in his will...
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
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