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There is Something Wrong with My Chinese Delivery Place
I got this fortune cookie tonight. It didn't have the usual fortune cookie platitudes about long voyages or obscure Confucian wisdom type stuff.
It said "Stay away from the opposite sex."
It was not a specialty comedy cookie. Actually, they've been on a run of soppy positive self esteem cookies.
I thought about it awhile and realized that I must have gotten someone else's cookie, so I gave it to the homosexual when he got back into the office.
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