I once got a cookie fortune that beats all of these. I carried the thing around in my wallet until the paper disintegrated.
"Toreador pants are something that make your feet look big too."
I later found the Zippy The Pinhead strip with that line in it.
Life was not merely imitating art, it was copying it word for word.
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Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.
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