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Uh. Yeah, it's a joke.

How Can Jesus Edit a Website?
It's a lot easier than you would think. The Center for Rational Debate has a very close relationship with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. When we first started this website, we all got together and prayed to Jesus. He did so much for us that He seemed like the perfect choice for our editor-in-chief position. After all, who could possibly turn down an applicant that lists "Lord and Savior" and "source of all knowledge and morality" as previous job responsibilities! Soon Jesus responded and accepted the position. The office was overjoyed.

Before an article is published on our website, I grab some wine and crackers and pretend they are the blood and guts of Christ to whet my appetite. Once my fervor reaches the point of no return, I devour the body of Christ like a rabid dog. This ensures that I am ready for divine communication. I open the prayer waves with Jesus by thanking Him for all that He has done for us. Soon a voice inside my head tells me whether or not the article is ready for publication. Sometimes the writing just isn't up to snuff and Jesus sends it back to the Center for Rational Debate for further editing. Other times, the article is given the thumbs up for publication.