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Old 08-08-2007, 03:24 PM   #12
Cicero
Looking forward to open mic night.
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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Yeah. This morning I was versed on the modern normal sexual practices and standards.....uhhh-hmmm.... Got it from a weekly independent news rag (sex column included) this morning...lots of women writing in about it. Just glad it's not me right now.

What? You don't like vaginal intercourse anymore? I'm supposed to wear a strap-on every time now? Pegging only? Oh and now you want the real thing....Holy heart-break batman......

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