Everyone: We have each other's passwords because 1. her internet DSL sucks so I have to do stuff for her occasionally and 2. so we can sabotage each other's accounts for mild fun.
I have learnt that (yes I said learnt, waddya gonna do?) the reason why there are so many messages back and forth is because my girl doesn't like to use AIM and so it was all within a small time frame, like a personal conversation on an instant messaging system. I am not worried. Hey, that's an improvement.
Ali: I don't know what to say..............................................................................................................................................
You've never even met my girlfriend! But thanks for sharing the love.

Much obliged, mate.
What the world, needs now...
P.S. Did I do a type a decent Australian accent?