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Originally posted by slang
Ok, so looks like your fortune is made, how the fuck am I gonna get rich with this?
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I thought you were going to sell the advertising space on your
forehead.
In addition to your own product endorsements (including Glock, Federal, Carhart, and a heavy equipment company to be named later) there are mutiple merchandising opportunities.
I'll ghostwrite the series of best-selling books and commentary for yah. (you will notice that this is the exclusive province of the conservative member of a lib/cons talk team ... Hannity's selling like hotcakes, nothing from Colmes. Buchanan's making a mint, no books from Press ... wait, my bad. Press DOES have a book. It's even just come out in paperback! Amazon.com sales rank is #70,979. Oops. Just for comparison ...
Death of the West's sales rank is 13,186. both books were published within a month of each other, so it's not a matter of time of availability)
There will also be the exciting and educational
Slangsurvival video series, in which you share your handy hints for preparing for the coming apocalypse.
The SlanGame, a first-person-shooter, in which you have the opportunity to tote a variety of weapons, make an assortment of funny remarks, hose down coworkers at the SJFH with high-octane fuel, which you THEN set alight by lighting one of your own farts in the asshead's general direction is also sure to be a great hit.
As companion products to the video game, the Slang™ action figure, accessories, and playsets will surely be a big hit with the children. (And why do we do this if NOT "for the children"?)
I'm only getting warmed up here. This is a marketing GOLDMINE.
THEN you head down to the bank, cash the checks, and head down to the nice coin merchant down the street. Come home, we bury it in the backyard.