I'm sure this thread is supposed to celebrate what we have achieved
But I'd like to celebrate the fact that I HAVE SUPER TEETH
yes, despite not visiting a dentist for 10 years
despite all those nights I fell into bed drunk and didn't clean, let alone floss
despite the period last year when I didn't clean them at all (depths of depression)
I went to the dentist today and although he wants to de-scale my lower front teeth as there is a buildup of plaque, he says they are in very good condition
I have never had a tooth out and I have no fillings
toot for me and my super teeth
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