[Flint]

This first part is really funny:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

He uses the cyber date-rape drug. On himself.

But this part is completely unnecessary:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Then he brutally attacks his penis.

Adding too much information can ruin a joke. Next, more overkill:

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And likes it.

It's a repeat of the "long/short" timing, from the first two lines. Too much of a good thing.