I'd be likely to make stuff up, or twist my answer somehow.
I cannot fathom how I would answer if I were asked in a job interview how many piano tuners there are in the world. I have no earthly idea, so I'd hedge and say something like, "I don't know, but certainly less than 50 years ago, when there was a piano in every living room. Now people play on the Internet. Google tunes the Internet like tuners did on piano, making the whole experience smoother and sweeter."
Or some such bullshit. They'd probably be ushering me out the door in a hearbeat. NEXT!
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Last edited by Cloud; 09-08-2007 at 09:01 PM.
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