I have a TMI question about HungLikeJesus's post -- actually something that I've been wondering about for ages, but I don't like to talk about this kind of thing with people who, like, actually know who I am.
Is poop supposed to float? I hear people saying things like "floating like a turd" or whatever, and I find that confusing because, um, mine don't, er, ever. I've heard that it might have to do with fat levels in someone's diet?
For the record, though, I don't have any weird bathroom habits, except that sometimes at work I act like I'm going to the bathroom and actually go to the building lounge and do a quick yoga break instead.