Oh Bri PLEASE get someone to take photos
(They don't have to show your face if you're shy.)
My family love a good bruise picture - Dad used to feel quite disappointed when Grandad demurred after one of his falls. I have a great picture of me in front of the Christmas tree one year, taken to show off my injuries (fell face down onto gravel - had to go to A&E to have a stone dug out of my forehead)