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Google led to this (I'm sure you'll be pleased to learn that the 4th hit for my search string was this thread....):
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're headed for the bench
and you're followed by a stench
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
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