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Originally Posted by DucksNuts
SNIP
I love water aerobics.
I am not working out because I am drowning in my own snot and can hardly breathe  |
It isn't sexy (to me) but it could be great exercise:
[Advertising voice]
Yes! Snot-aerobics! Now at a special snot-pool in a gym near you!
The higher viscosity of the snot means more resistance, more support, and a better workout. And the wholesome organic goodness of the snot will enrich your skin with essential vitamins and nutrients, maintaining your skin's natural balance and leaving it looking younger and silky-smooth!
(pardon me while I go and
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