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Urbane Guerrilla · 11-05-2007, 01:20 AM

Only with the kilt, "commando" is pronounced "regimental." Underwear is not authorized as part of the uniform with the kilt. (The faceless gentleman above could stand to use a longer shirt -- itchy there!) With eight yards of fairly stout woolen fabric around your middle, it's also not very necessary. Kilts are warm even in some of the rawest weather. Well, short of a blizzard anyway.

However, Highland dancers and Highland Games athletes... they cover up.

Desperate for attention? That depends. When you're playing the pipes, you get attention whether you're desperate or not! I've found myself from time to time looking my charmingest with some young lady I don't know from Eve on my arm, all smiles for the camera. It seems the kilt turns some of the womenfolk on -- quite enough to keep a (heterosexual) gentleman as busy as he should be. And the homosexual gentlemen like 'em too, for the exact same reason.

11-05-2007, 01:20 AM	#22
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Only with the kilt, "commando" is pronounced "regimental." Underwear is not authorized as part of the uniform with the kilt. (The faceless gentleman above could stand to use a longer shirt -- itchy there!) With eight yards of fairly stout woolen fabric around your middle, it's also not very necessary. Kilts are warm even in some of the rawest weather. Well, short of a blizzard anyway. However, Highland dancers and Highland Games athletes... they cover up. Desperate for attention? That depends. When you're playing the pipes, you get attention whether you're desperate or not! I've found myself from time to time looking my charmingest with some young lady I don't know from Eve on my arm, all smiles for the camera. It seems the kilt turns some of the womenfolk on -- quite enough to keep a (heterosexual) gentleman as busy as he should be. And the homosexual gentlemen like 'em too, for the exact same reason. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course. Last edited by Urbane Guerrilla; 11-05-2007 at 01:28 AM.