Ha Haa!
My husband said: I had a dream that you were behind me with a pick axe. (trying to accuse me of something he did to his self in his sleep) With company over I might add...Like I'm creepy or something.
I said: You shouldn't have been cheating on me in that dream then. (getting to the bottom of it in 1 second flat)
He said: nothing. (understanding that I will catch him awake and asleep in no time)
I have the opposite problem here.....