Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the World Grits Festival in St. George, S.C. and the "Rolling in the Grits" contest. The official caption sez the festival also includes "the grits eating contest, grits grinding, grits quilt drawing and the gala Grits Parade. Plus hours of religious music."
How would starving African children react to this? "In America, we
play with our food.* We have so much of it we just roll around in it for fun."
Note that this is a subtle trend in IotD: the
contest of regional interest. Previously we've seen Delaware's "punkin chunkin", a mud race in Britain, and there have been a few others as well if I recall. This is the first one that makes me want to actively avoid the region of the contest.
Coincidentally, we celebrate the creation of the
Cellar Food and Drink section, huzzah!
*
I think this line comes from a distant memory of a pre-Tonight Show Leno routine where he wonders what African children would think of Mr. Potato Head.