Actually Cicero, that was caused by you passing 1,000 posts.
Maybe you should

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In our early 20s a friend and I agreed to smoke at least twice per year, aiming at our respective birthdays, to prevent this sort of thing.
I've missed recently due to being in Japan but I did get some very mild and none too great Hawaiian Rosewood on my last birthday. Just keeping my hand in. I'll catch up when I get back home.
Edit: a few years back said friend tried to join the police force. He was knocked back because of high blood pressure, which was news to him.