12-03-2007, 05:47 PM
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Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by classicman
Love those Scots!
Bono, the lead singer of the band, U2, is famous throughout the
entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for
total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few
seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every
time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced
the quiet ... and then said ... "Weel then, foockin' stop doin' it, ya evil bastard!"
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That is funny as hell. 
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