[Sundae]

Last night I had garlic mushrooms for tea.
Now my Dad sometimes gets a bad reaction from mushrooms, so I wasn't all that surprised when I felt a bit achy and bloaty this morning.

First thing I did, before breakfast was go to the bathroom. Aside from the smell of garlic everything proceeded as normal.
About an hour later I feel another visit coming on. I left it as long as possible, hoping to get it all out this time.
I was in there a while and seemed to pass a vast amount! I mean goodness, I wondered where it was all coming from.

None of this made me unhappy.

It was when I went to flush. The handle broke. Turns out some vital connection in the cistern had expired.

I broke it at approx 10.45. HM is trying to fit the replacement part now. At 20.30. My stinky poo has been upstairs all this time and I am so ashamed.