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Safe for kids
What's green and hangs in trees?
Giraffe boogers.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
What's the difference between snot and brussel sprouts?
Kids will eat snot.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked up at the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
How do you get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan
Where do cantalopes go in the summer?
John Cougar's Mellon Camp
Why is it important to be quiet in church?
Because people are sleeping.
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